Personalized Feral but Fed Tote Bag

A personalized tote bag for the woman who is operating at a feral level but has eaten today, so technically everything is fine. The bar is on the floor and she has cleared it. This bag celebrates that with the understated humor it deserves.

White canvas, 24" × 13", sturdy black handles. Personalized with a custom name below the quote — for the feral woman who deserves a gift as honest as she is.

Product Features

• Personalized with a custom name printed as a signature below the quote
• Size: 24" × 13" — roomy and structured
• Sturdy black handles with comfortable carry length
• Durable canvas-like white exterior with crisp print quality
• Lightweight and versatile — everyday tote, market bag, beach bag

Care Instructions

• Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap
• Do not machine wash or tumble dry
• Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight to preserve print quality